i have seen the depths of hell
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Source: crrocs
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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Source: mcsnuggie
tumblr has desensitized me to humor like i used to laugh at a lot more things but now everything seems old & i feel like i’m 57 yrs old
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Source: hungarian
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- hug
- go on walks while holding hands
- smile
- kiss
- cuddle
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
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Source: unicornmunch
OKAY SO FLASH JUST MADE A JOKE ABOUT HAVING A THREESOME WITH WONDER WOMAN AND HAWK GIRL AND THEN GETS HIS HAND COVERED IN METAPHORICAL JIZZ AND THEN LICKS THE METAPHORICAL JIZZ
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Source: indebtandbored
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
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Source: engineerings
my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so
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Source: awayed
The only bright spot on a horizon that had never looked darker
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